Crafted with card, ink and questionable puns.
Welcome to Cards by Helen.
I’m Helen (yes, I really stretched the creativity on the name). I design and print cheeky, funny, and occasionally slightly inappropriate greeting cards right here at home using premium cardstock and my trusty Canon printer.
Some designs are completely original; others are inspired by things that made me laugh far more than they probably should have. Every card gets my own creative spin — a mix of humour, sarcasm, warmth, and the occasional “can you actually say that in a card?”
Each one is printed to order, carefully packaged, and sent out with love… along with the odd bit of printer-related swearing. Perfect for people who appreciate sharp humour, stylish stationery, and cards with just the right amount of rude.
Your idea, my ink!
Got an idea that’s too good not to print? I can bring it to life with quality card, proper ink, and maybe a witty pun.
Want to tweak one of my designs — add a name, change the wording, make it even ruder? Just ask!
Get Browsing
Grab a cuppa (or a glass of wine, I won’t judge) and have a browse through my collection of funny, cheeky cards. Whether you’re after something sweet, sarcastic, or slightly inappropriate, there’s bound to be one that makes you smile — or snort-laugh.
"These cards are fabulous! Helen is so clever. I will definitely be ordering more!"
Helen's Mum